Part 2) From Titillating Torture, To Tittle-Tattle About Tinkering With Tortoises

Apparently, the synchronized bobbling
was inspired and induced from
the greatest hits albums that were being
"ElectroMagTorturously"-"RadiaFatBroadTelecastiated"

from what must have been something of a revisited and perfected, (circa.W.W.II) Japanese "Death Ray"
kind of a transmissional contraption.

A favorite tool and toy of torture regimes,
past and present.

According to Earnest Ness,
since the CIA (clowns in action)
had almost no trained "In-terror-Gators"
they simply mimed Vietnam-era,
tortoise breeding programs.
Which may have been better off left to the
"Ass-Masterful-Of It" devices
(amongst other deviantly dangerous devices)
of the FBI (Flame'n Boys of Internalized organs).

However, it was decided that since any clown
would be a highly accomplished and
extremely talented mime.
While the latter mentioned, treacherously cut-throat,
ladder climbers were decided upon
as being riskily more inclined to circumnavigate
the circumcisingly painful character reconstruction
that would be required of them if they were
to accomplish the objective.

An ominous objective which would require seemingly infinite, intergalactically unimaginably unfathomable & universally perplexing, mathematically unattainably impossible quantities of ridiculously pure
unadulterated, unadolescenterated, uninfanteraded
& even un-old-farterated abilities
to fuck off and clown around.

However, the Flame'n Boys of Internalized Organs
were legendarily fabled for their soberingly serious

"Masterful Ass-Masterizing".

Also, tortoises have been known to react with
hostility when confronted by "Heterophobia".

Not to mention, that tortoises instinctively seem to
know that extremely high levels of intelligence are
required of all humans involved
in tortoise breeding programs.

Tortoises also know of the mere myth status
of any so called, "Homogeneous".
They understand the existence of only "Heterogenius".

Therefore, the nod was given in favor of those
who can spit a paper wad............"Brilliant"!

Also, one can imagine how the Clowns In Action(CIA),
with their Big,Big,Big, Red,

Enormously Massive, Throbbingly Engorged

clown noses and shoes, might be severely hindered
in the "tortoise breeding" phase of the mission.

Not to mention, the excessively extensive amount
of problems that would be caused by their
shriekingly blinding, ridiculously saturated hue of
"Achtung Orange" on their excessively proportioned,
vintage 1978,
"Giant Orange Clown Hair".
scientifically known as

(Gigantimus Citrusimus Afrotium)

Besides, It is already well known,
scientifically proved, inspiringly Empire State sized,
empirical fact that tortoises can't survive
in the desert heat if they have
even the slightest bit more
than their usual amount of
Curly, Achtung Orange, Giant, Afro Hair!