Saturday, August 23, 2008

Volleyball Vixens, Venison, Veal & Vodka

Part 3 of the
Titillating Trilogy
Which had been preceded
by
Torturous Interrogations
and
Tittle-Tattling with Tortoises


Practices borrowed from Eejipt, Gordin, and Sowdy Araybeea; and the Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape program that had been created during the primordial cave dwelling period,
as were most other still active
Terro-Head Chopper practices. Such as, the required,
(on pain of declitorization, amongst other anatomical parts) female attire, which is starch-stiff, staunchly restricted to
Thermo-Nuclear High Temperature Torture Chambers.
(Available in a wide and varied selection of colors and sizes)

Colors : (Black)
Sizes : (All-Consuming)

This grievously, ghastly Get-up, is the grizzly, gory, gash griller, gorilla costume of a garment that is worn even when going about their daily chores. Such as water retrieving traveling tasks of tremendously taunting treks, traversing across seemingly endless vast, virtual vistas during vexing, vertigo-inducing voyages. Valiantly visiting the vicinities of vested vandals, vagrants and vigilante villains, whom are visibly, victims of a vegetarian villages' volunteer veterinarians' violently vengeful vendetta vasectomy. They,vying like vicious,verminous vultures with voracious appetites. Volleying a voluminous vomiting of vigorous but vain ventilations of vehemently vile, verbal violations, as if they were voted vertebra voltage vibrations from a vigilantly vocalized, virtuoso violinists' vivid, vibrant verses.

Our vicariously veiled, vagabond venturers with veneered, vulnerable vision, vexing like a vindicative viscous voodoo virus.Vacillatingly veer through venues of void, vertical valleys, vaguely vacated by veritably vanquished vindicated Vietnamese Vaseline vendors, vacationing to Viennese Villas, and viewing their Vatican version, Vicar-vouched Visas as verified by Venetians with violas, piloting Venus' violet vehicles at velocities venerated by vulgar vocabulary, vintage Vette driving, vernacularly gifted ventriloquist Vikings with V-necks and visors. Chasing variegated velvet upholstered voyeurs' vans to be used as vessels for Venezuelan vineyard vinaigrette, and vital vaccines,
vowed to be used versus a very virulent version of vipers' venom
from a last vestige of vampires.


In the midst of all this,
still they endured volcanically vicious, volatile
vaginal vinegar vaporizing, varicose vein making,
VHF XXX Video Viewing,
Hell-uv-ah Hell-Bent Hellacious Heat.

Which was on the verge of victoriously vanishing the vivacious and
virtuously vogue, voluptuous virgins. As they aspired to be
vocational volleyball vixens, enjoying venison, veal and vodka.

The End

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